Okay.

buttcamp:

have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever

hadestowns:

my laptop is so hot it could end an ice age

• person: hey wanna hang out
• thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this

jack-sparrow:

oh right.

the poison.

the poison for kuzco.

the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.

kuzco’s poison.